Filed under: Humor, Women, Asylum Exclusive, A Woman’s Perspective Boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses. That is, unless they’re one of the thousands of perverts who frequent Internet fetish sites dedicated to just such a...

Filed under: Gear, Celebrity, Galleries, Weird Stuff Everybody knows the three ultimate signs of success are 1) being parodied on “The Simpsons,” 2) having a drag queen version of yourself, or 3) being turned into a doll or action figure....

Filed under: Humor, Video, A Woman’s Perspective When you think of ladies’ underwear, you probably imagine lacy, delicate things and strings that nestle between our butt cheeks like dental floss lodged in sweet ham. Mister, you have no idea....

Filed under: Humor, Video, A Woman’s Perspective Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to Asylum’s token giiiiirl ... Happy birthday to me! Check out our video to see a woman’s perspective on how ladies view their...

Filed under: Humor, Video, A Woman’s Perspective Last week, Asylum’s resident genius Ryan McKee gave the man’s perspective on “A Woman’s Perspective.” His conclusion: women are basically chimpanzees. Of course,...

Filed under: Sex, Humor, Women, Video, A Woman’s Perspective Scoring! It’s the best. Am I right, brah? Let Asylum’s token girl explain what getting laid is like ... from the woman’s perspective. if(typeof ... Read...

Filed under: Humor, Women, Asylum Exclusive, A Woman’s Perspective Everybody knows women love to cry. But have reached a point as a society where it’s OK for men to cry as well? Let Asylum’s token girl tell you the only two times...

Filed under: Humor, Women, Video, A Woman’s Perspective Some people say that in today’s world, feminism has run its course and there is true equality between the genders. We direct those people to the woman’s perspective on...

Filed under: Sex, Humor, Women, Video, A Woman’s Perspective Like drag queens, strippers embody the feminine ideal of being completely fake from weave to Lucite heels. Join Asylum’s token girl as she salutes the hardworking ladies of clubs...

Filed under: Humor, Women, Video, A Woman’s Perspective If you’re anything like us, you’re always prepared for the apocalypse that could be coming just around the corner. Everybody knows most guys will be shooting zombies and looting...